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Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie, and Wayne Brady in Whose Line Is It Anyway. Ryan appears to be imitating a dinosaur.
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Unfortunately it's time to take a lesson from: Improv comedy

I'm not going to talk to you about yes and, don't worry, it's not that bad. I used to be an actor. I'm what they call professionally trained. This just means I spend several years of my life and several thousands of
14 Jul 2025 4 min read
stereograph showing a man and women kissing in victorian dress
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Dating shouldn't have a fail condition

Everyone knows there's a loneliness epidemic among young men. This is, naturally, because of the patriarchy and Queen Victoria. Kind of. In the Victorian era when sodomy laws began to be prosecuted it became dangerous for men to appear to be too intimate, even in entirely platonic relationships.
21 Mar 2025 5 min read
A hooded figure blasts light into the face of a naked man
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Why we are all so fucked up; a non-exhaustive list

15 Nov 2024 3 min read
A woman sitting on a carved throne brandishing a wand and a cup
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What You Can Expect From My Benevolent Dictatorship

It's not that I want to be a dictator, so much as it is that I am deeply tired of living living in a society where everything is arranged incorrectly! * If you find a Lime bike or similar left in an obnoxious place, you will be legally entitled
01 Nov 2024 2 min read
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