Art

Jul
05
Four people clink champagne glasses on a train

Jamie and Janina’s Universal Film Drinking Game

I had originally posted a version of this on Medium, but it occurs to me that I used to sign
6 min read
Jun
27
Etching of a man in a nightcap and robe sitting at a desk looking at papers and books

Once again, we regret to inform you, it is AI

This week in death to AI some judge in some case ruled that AI companies using our books without permission
3 min read
Jun
08
Jackie Chan catching MIchelle Yeoh by the boobs in Supercop

What weird shit have you watched recently: part two

Look, I'll be honest, I've fallen down recently on my resolution to watch a lot of
2 min read
May
23
Taskmaster task outfits: ranked (Series 19 Update)

Taskmaster task outfits: ranked (Series 19 Update)

The following is the definitive ranking of Taskmaster task outfits. I placed each outfit on a whim and stand by
18 min read
May
16
Still from the game showing a dark haired woman staring at weird lights

Are we finally getting weird again?

I'm starting to be every so slightly optimistic about the state of blockbuster art. What a thing! Jamie&
3 min read
Apr
25
Tom Cruise dangles from the ceiling and tappy taps on the computer in Mission Impossible

I have covid and I've watched all the Missions Impossible, here are my thoughts

The Missions Impossible work best when the movie is aware that it's very silly and when Tom Cruise
3 min read
Apr
11
Still The Phoenician Scheme showing a man and a nun in the desert. The nun has a knife.

Why did I feel such visceral disgust at the trailer for Wes Anderson's new movie?

I mean, I like Wes Anderson! I always have! For me his films range from more or less enjoyed it
2 min read
Mar
28
Still from Elvira Mistress of the Dark, showing Elvira in her car

If there is a multiverse, which one am I in

Every so often I see a film or a TV show for the first time and somehow it feels wrong
2 min read
Mar
07
Anitfa icon Porco Rosso fixing his red seaplane

My plane was broken and I am stuck halfway to New Zealand, these are my thoughts

I have had roughly five hours of sleep in two days. I have been sent to a hotel in Singapore
2 min read
Feb
28
Vincent Adultman from Bojack Horseman saying "I like business...uh, transactions"

Why did we all decide business is sensible?

I've decided that an MBA is the most nonsense degree you can have. And I say that as
6 min read