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May
16
Still from the game showing a dark haired woman staring at weird lights

Are we finally getting weird again?

I'm starting to be every so slightly optimistic about the state of blockbuster art. What a thing! Jamie&
3 min read
Apr
25
Tom Cruise dangles from the ceiling and tappy taps on the computer in Mission Impossible

I have covid and I've watched all the Missions Impossible, here are my thoughts

The Missions Impossible work best when the movie is aware that it's very silly and when Tom Cruise
3 min read
Apr
11
Still The Phoenician Scheme showing a man and a nun in the desert. The nun has a knife.

Why did I feel such visceral disgust at the trailer for Wes Anderson's new movie?

I mean, I like Wes Anderson! I always have! For me his films range from more or less enjoyed it
2 min read
Mar
28
Still from Elvira Mistress of the Dark, showing Elvira in her car

If there is a multiverse, which one am I in

Every so often I see a film or a TV show for the first time and somehow it feels wrong
2 min read
Mar
07
Anitfa icon Porco Rosso fixing his red seaplane

My plane was broken and I am stuck halfway to New Zealand, these are my thoughts

I have had roughly five hours of sleep in two days. I have been sent to a hotel in Singapore
2 min read
Feb
28
Vincent Adultman from Bojack Horseman saying "I like business...uh, transactions"

Why did we all decide business is sensible?

I've decided that an MBA is the most nonsense degree you can have. And I say that as
6 min read
Feb
07
Taskmaster task outfits: ranked

Taskmaster task outfits: ranked

The following is the definitive ranking of Taskmaster task outfits. I placed each outfit on a whim and stand by
16 min read
Feb
01
An image from Tatami Time Machine Blues showing a girl with short dark hair lying down in front of a clock

What weird shit have you watched recently: part one

You know when you were a kid and there was a general ruckus around, like a lot of kids being
3 min read
Jan
17
Oil painting, a woman in blue with a great rack plays a lute and looks serious

How and why do you make an art

This week we're all het up about this dipshit, who thinks that because making music is hard, everyone
5 min read
Jan
10
Brian Cox in his depressing ad for Asics, standing in front of a mahogany desk in shorts and sneakers

The real trickle down economics is Brian Cox having to do ads for Asics

Every time I see Brian Cox advertising Asics a little spark of joy dies in my heart. He was just
3 min read