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Taskmaster task outfits: ranked

Taskmaster task outfits: ranked

The following is the definitive ranking of Taskmaster task outfits. I placed each outfit on a whim and stand by absolutely none of it, so do not come at me, I will fold immediately.

I'll be honest, I thought this was going to be a quick and easy newsletter when I didn't have a lot of spare brain, but it took fucking ages. I hope you're happy. The quality and size of the images are both wildly inconsistent, as was my approach to ranking the outfits

There's also a strong chance I will lose track of the numbers, again, do not come at me, I simply do not care.

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